The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
 

I think we've needed one for awhile :p let's begin

Your ugly and you can't read good :fart2:

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Always has to make sure he puts -A.Swift after every post. :mj: lol

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Douche....

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He's close friends with top import racers across the country because they're MySpace friends.

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Here is a picture of Swifty getting owned.

http://www.mitsustyle.com/photopost/...edium/Zing.jpg

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He's mentioned a JMF intake (WITH NITROUS PORTS!!!!!!!!11111111111) in about 5000000 posts.

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he smells. and his wheels stick out too far.

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He's Too Skinny!

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Too pussy to dyno his car.

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Officially thinks you all are gay.

-A. Swift

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LOL! Aweseome thread!

You know we love ya swifty!

...pussy! ;)

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brings the car in all the time

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i am laughing so hard i don't know what to say.

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it has to be a valve

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ARG. Yea, and the COP setup didn't change shit, so I guess I can't rule anything out. Anyone have a stock wire harness laying around? everything from the AEM box to the engine. I'm thinking about really just swapping it all.

-A. Swift

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I have a 1G coilpack.

Swifty puts a black shocker on his rear.

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can't you do some logging?

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Hes a tool. :)

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thinks he can beat any lambo by 47 car lenghts in the 1/8th mile, while giving it 53 car lengths.

this thread makes me LOL :)

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^ again, this post confuzzles me.

Hughes, I've tried new stock ignition, and now the COP, a new CAS, checked timing, new injector driver (2, actually), leakdown test, new wires, gapping hte plugs down to almost nothing, I just don't know. It's a rather weird issue to have. Free-revving it's fine. Under load, different story.

-A. Swift

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This is not a technical thread-get those off topic posts outta here! Who cares about his car's problems. It's a bashing thread.

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Meh, it's technically MY thread, made for me. But, whatever. It amuses me that you'd all take the time to talk about me. Don't you have better things to do? I can't be THAT good of a topic..

-A. Swift

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You're always on my mind.

- C. Hughes

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Technically you talk about your sweet ride to much and whore everyone's thread about something they don't care about.
This thread is by my bro and its basically to bash you and your car that "spools faster than johns car".
But on a sad note, sorry to hear your ignition is flaking out on you.
I might have a harness somewhere if not you know who does.

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I might have a complete harness, if I do not Hill should have a good harness out of the 93 I sold him.

~John

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No more technical, back to the bashing.

He is still a tool and is too good to dyno his car on a community dyno day, just for the fun of it, like everyone else does. :)

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Like Scheides always says, "Swifty, you're a pussy!"

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Zing.

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Why would COP fix anything?

Will it pull through with the turbo dumping to atmosphere so that the car runs at 0psi?

Did you pull the head off yet?

Fuel pressure dropping?

2-step coming on?

Warped head?

Bad valve springs?

Bent valves or sticking valves?

Timing belt on wrong?

Spring installed height?

Are you getting timing errors in the AEM?

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Fuck Swifty, how could you guys not think about checking the flamidation valve? You all keep forgetting all about the basics, because all Swifty can think of of how to fit a Turbonetics "Thumper" on a bottom feed mani to go with his primary and secondary sets of 1600cc injectors. Check the damn flamidation valve.

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I'm eyeing that one right now to replace my spliced to hell harness. There won't be much left of this car by the time I'm done with it.

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Hey, don't bash thumpers. It will swallow your soul.

Swifty's color scheme on his car is bad!

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Which color, the black, gray, or the white?

-C. Lee

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Which is that? Hard to tell the fading paint. ;)

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:postalot:

-P. Ferski

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Does the car still stink inside?

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still LOLing

-P. Slabek

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Apparently swifty has bad gas?

-P. Ferski

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Ever smelled your pinky after the shocker?

- P. North

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Bwahahah this thread rules!

Anyone ever notice that swifty LOOKS funny too? I mean look at the guy!

http://www.scheides.com/albums/28thb...1940.sized.jpg

http://www.scheides.com/albums/28thb...1942.sized.jpg

it must be tough being the guy with downssyndrome trying to make it in the real world, everyone making fun of you....

;)