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tehehodi 03-26-2009 01:28 AM
Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
 
how much for an ip address ban?

cmspaz 03-26-2009 02:16 AM
Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by RLFebo (Post 282703)
well, at least my death will be usefull
You sir, WIN for that comment.

But he'd probably keep your dick, you know, for later.

ylimert01 03-26-2009 11:16 AM
Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by cmspaz (Post 282709)
You sir, WIN for that comment.

But he'd probably keep your dick, you know, for later.
you know you really should stop talking about your self through someone else...:rollinglaugh:

cmspaz 03-26-2009 12:40 PM
Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
 
Um, no. I'd keep his fist, remember?

Febo 03-27-2009 11:20 PM
Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
 
3. Swifty

When one bends over in the standing position and then another runs, and jumps hands and head first into his/her gaping asshole.

Person#1: Holy dogshit dude, your asshole is like 24 inches wide!
Person#2: Yeh, last night I dropped a penny and when I bent down to pick it up this fully shaved, naked, lubed asian guy (pat) gave me a swifty.
Person#1: Gaping.


4. Swifty

To bullshit to extreme lengths. One who continually resorts to bullshit for attention.

He told us his new car was a porsche. Bit of a swifty.



5. Swifty

A person with bleached blonde hair- but not the good type of bleached, the gay looking type!

"oh look, theres Swifty, the gay boy!

ylimert01 03-27-2009 11:33 PM
Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by RLFebo (Post 282938)
3. Swifty

When one bends over in the standing position and then another runs, and jumps hands and head first into his/her gaping asshole.

Person#1: Holy dogshit dude, your asshole is like 24 inches wide!
Person#2: Yeh, last night I dropped a penny and when I bent down to pick it up this fully shaved, naked, lubed spaz gave me a swifty.
Person#1: Gaping.


4. Swifty

To bullshit to extreme lengths. One who continually resorts to bullshit for attention.

He told us his new car was a porsche. Bit of a swifty.



5. Swifty

A person with bleached blonde hair- but not the good type of bleached, the gay looking type!

"oh look, theres Swifty, the gay boy!
fixed for you...more fitting...

Super Bleeder!! 03-28-2009 12:48 AM
Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by cmspaz (Post 282709)
But he'd probably keep your dick, you know, for later.
that made me lawl

GSXMatt 03-29-2009 09:18 AM
Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by A//// Guy (Post 282604)
Hey guis. Check out this evo. omfghi2uevoi<3u. :D
I can has my car back?

polishmafia 03-30-2009 08:32 AM
Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
 
Cold car burnouts FTL

A//// Guy 03-30-2009 08:54 AM
Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by GSXMatt (Post 283082)
I can has my car back?
If its still in one piece. :D

Febo 04-01-2009 01:34 PM
Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
 
I kinda remember this night. I was a tad drunk. But it was cool hanging out with Frodo. I just wish swifty hadnt been giving him the "im gunna butta yo bread" look all night and creeped him out.

http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/4627/swiftyhobbit.jpg

A//// Guy 04-01-2009 01:37 PM
Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
 
Lmao! We need moar incriminating pics!

asshanson 04-01-2009 01:46 PM
Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
 
HAhahahahahaha. The hobbit story will never stop being funny.

polishmafia 04-01-2009 08:52 PM
Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
 
So... Shitty, I mean Shifty... I mean Swifty. Did you really own a bike once or not? You showed people pictures of "your" bike. Just curious.

http://www.mnsportcompacts.net/forum...=1#post1324854

:)

Swifty1638 04-01-2009 10:26 PM
Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
 
jesus fucking H christ! I showed you a pic if the bike a co-worker WANTS to sell me! NEVER did I say it was MINE!

-A. Swift

Swifty1638 04-01-2009 10:27 PM
Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
 
I'm pretty sure i'm done going out with you fuckin assholes now. once haha joke's on me..but grow the fuck up. like you all have never failed at life. jesus.

Febo 04-01-2009 10:45 PM
Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
 
Ill admit I have, and Im sure I have plenty of fail pics that you could be photoshopping at this very moment to try and get me back.

cmspaz 04-01-2009 11:28 PM
Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by RLFebo (Post 283724)
Ill admit I have, and Im sure I have plenty of fail pics that you could be photoshopping at this very moment to try and get me back.
Yeah, but he's too busy cutting himself.

And crying.

Febo 04-01-2009 11:42 PM
Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
 
Maybe you should spend more time trying to be original instead of being a broken record. Work on your material and then come back. Maybe you could sit on your rubber fist for inspiration.

A//// Guy 04-01-2009 11:51 PM
Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
 
Yea its time to rip on spaz again I think. Surprised he didnt post more pics of razors. I bet those pics came from his camera...

Swifty you know you love us. Listen to me next time when it comes to womenzadvice. ;)


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