Girls vs. Boys

[ABV]

This thread is worthless!
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[TheBlizzard]

Ok first off. I don't think you have ever got laid. 2nd you don't know shit about top fuel history... trust me. Yeah... oh and what parts were made by mopar??? eh duh. the engine. Or i suppose it was a chevy with the plug wires goin into the valve cover..... Yeah. When did chevy start making a hemi?

And The Kallita's wrenched on the rail.

Oh you have to be dumb.

Bitching. Check.

Complaining. Check.

Controlling. Check.

Worthless. Check.

These are all the things you have been doing and the last one is what you are.
Has a poster of Richard Simmons in his room. Check.

[Outlaw1]

Ok first off. I don't think you have ever got laid.
I'm not sure why you're so interested in where my dick has been. WTF, are you, the keeper of the cock? I'll update you when I use it, since you're keeping score.


2nd you don't know shit about top fuel history... trust me. Yeah... oh and what parts were made by mopar??? eh duh. the engine. Or i suppose it was a chevy with the plug wires goin into the valve cover..... Yeah. When did chevy start making a hemi?
Statements like that and I'm the one that doesn't know anything about Top Fuel....? I believe you don't know who Keith Black was. Since when has T/F run production blocks/heads made by Mopar? In fact, when was the last time you saw anything with Mopar parts make more than 1,000RWHP and not leave the guts laying on the street? Give it up. The original Hemi's weren't that big of a deal.
Since you wanted to bring Chevrolet into this... The Chevrolet 348/409 "W" motors were called "semi-Hemi's" because of their combustion chambers. So yes, Chevrolet did make a hemi at one point...if you want to get technical.


And The Kallita's wrenched on the rail.
His name is Kalitta. Show enough respect to spell his name correctly.


Oh you have to be dumb.
When you're right, you're right. I am as dumb as they come. You yourself seem to be a wealth of knowledge. Keep it up.


Bitching. Check.

Complaining. Check.

Controlling. Check.

Worthless. Check.

These are all the things you have been doing and the last one is what you are.
You figure me out. Pure genius. Seriously, pure genius. It's such a pleasure to have a mental giant such as yourself share your vast wealth of knowledge. Thank you very much. I never thought anyone would ever see through me. That's one witty little sumbitch there...

Now Junior, put down the pom-poms and step away from the computer. Tauni doesn't need a cheerleader.


Sincerly,

The Virgin.

[TheBlizzard]

Hey 4 x 4, guess what he drives? Your gonna love this one.

[1ViciousGSX]

Hey 4 x 4, guess what he drives? Your gonna love this one.OH let me guess,

A Keith Black Hemi powered 62 Chevy Biscayne making more than 1000RWHP that was once driven by Connie Kalitta :cool:

[Outlaw1]

Hey 4 x 4, guess what he drives? Your gonna love this one.
A rusted out '72 Duster with glasspacks, air shocks and some chrome 15x10 Cragars poking out of the fenders w/Holley stickers on the quarter windows? A mullet, cut-off bluejean shorts, wife beater and flip-flops round out the mental image. Don't forget the Freedom Rock blasting on the 8-track and the "Mopar or No Car" iron-on patch on the back of the Levi jacket. Rock on man!

[TheBlizzard]

He drives a Neon. Go fucking Mopar!

[Jana]

Check. :D













I couldn't resist.

[GREASEMONKEY]

WOW... THIS IS FUNNY! :D

GREAT COMEDY!!!

Thanks Tauni...

[Outlaw1]

He drives a Neon. Go fucking Mopar!
Damn.

Damn, Damn.

So many things to say about that.

From Hemi 'Cuda to Neon.

Max Wedge to Neon.

Super Bee to Neon.

Now I understand why people say "Mopar or no car".

Wave that Direct Connection flag proudly, Neon Boy.