Girls vs. Boys

[iceminion]

I hate girls, they are the worst invention ever! Yeah, they are good in bed and all, but if I was gay, then I would have so much more money to spend on my car!

My opinion: Women...not-worth-it.

[Tauni]

Super: Watch your fuckin mouth. I know plenty of girls who would kick your ass for saying some fucking bull shit like that.

Ice: I'm talking about cars. Not sex.


On a better note:
What guy won the NHRA top fuel championship in 1982? Guy.... hehe... Shirley Muldowny. SHE is a two time Champion in Top fuel. But everyone is going to say "Oh its only dragracing". It's so easy going down the 1/4 with a 6500 hp car that weighs nothing. Food for thought guys. Girls have been proven to have better reaction times. PROVEN.

Also... She was sponsored by Mopar and drove a Hemi.

AND.... She would own you guys..

There. GIRLS.

[ShiftyGears]

I hate girls, they are the worst invention ever! Yeah, they are good in bed and all, but if I was gay, then I would have so much more money to spend on my car!

My opinion: Women...not-worth-it.


How would you know if they are good in bed? your gay remember!.

[Tauni]

How would you know if they are good in bed? your gay remember!.

HAHAHAHAHAha

I love it!

[iceminion]

How would you know if they are good in bed? your gay remember!.

Man, I wish.... :)

[CarPsyco84]

Man, I wish.... :)

-First step to denial is admitting it!

[CarPsyco84]

Girls have been proven to have better reaction times. PROVEN.

I don't deny this, but not too many girls can actually apply this great biological feat to the tarmac...

[Tauni]

I don't deny this, but not too many girls can actually apply this great biological feat to the tarmac...

I don't deny this either. I'm not saying every girl who is into cars is smart as hell, fast as hell or can drive good as hell, I'm just saying, if you would kindly re-read the whole thread, you will notice how much SHIT the guys are talking about the girls. I'm sure about 1/2 the guys who posted were talking shit. So thanks to the guys who are smart enough to know that a penis is not needed to know something about cars other than they have a gas pedal, break pedal, and ignition. I think I am about ready to stop posting on this thread, before I get myself banned all over again.

[Outlaw1]

Super: Watch your fuckin mouth. I know plenty of girls who would kick your ass for saying some fucking bull shit like that.
Your vulgarity is not becoming of a young girl. Why would that make you mad? Anger management problems perhaps? If I knew you were so sensitive I would not have asked you for a sandwich. Glad I didn't ask you to cook me a hamburger. Bitchy, bitchy. You should talk to someone about that.
BTW, if you have any girlfriends that would like to try to kick my ass just bring it. I don't believe I've ever met any woman, or dike, that I couldn't KO. Hooka. *insert Eye of the Tiger music here*


On a better note:
What guy won the NHRA top fuel championship in 1982? Guy.... hehe... Shirley Muldowny. SHE is a two time Champion in Top fuel. But everyone is going to say "Oh its only dragracing". It's so easy going down the 1/4 with a 6500 hp car that weighs nothing.
You weren't even born in 1982 and she wasn't making 6,500HP. Why are you bringing up old shit, Smokey? Want me to list all the males who won Top Fuel and every other class in motorsport history? I believe you're a little outgunned when it comes to male victories. Just admit it. For a woman you sure do like pissing contests. Do you pee standing up?

Food for thought guys. Girls have been proven to have better reaction times. PROVEN.
Who has proven women have better reaction times? I must have missed that scientific study. Would you please send me that copy of Cosmo or Teen so I can read that article too? It must have not made it around to the rest of the world because women are still getting their asses handed to them on track day.

Also... She was sponsored by Mopar and drove a Hemi.
Who cares who sponsored her? Mopar wasn't spinning wrenches on that rail. Do you know how many parts were fabricated by Mopar? You can't know what goes into a Top Fuel engine if you're even mentioning "drove a Hemi". You are clueless. Once upon a time someone said, "Nothing wrong with a hoe that knows her shit... It's just the HOEs that irritate me." Stick around, I might introduce you to her.


There. GIRLS.
Bitching. Check.

Complaining. Check.

Controlling. Check.

Worthless. Check.

Thank you for reinforcing my original statements.

[Outlaw1]

So thanks to the guys who are smart enough to know that a penis is not needed to know something about cars other than they have a gas pedal, break pedal, and ignition.
Hey sweetie, it's a "brake" pedal. If working properly it makes the car slow when depressed.

A penis may not be needed to know something about cars but obviously it sure fucking helps.

:D