How to find inner peace....

[Jana]

By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil Show, I have finally
found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is
to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished;
and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of
Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a
package of Oreo's, a pot of coffee, the rest of the Cheesecake, some
Saltines and a box of Godiva Chocolates.


You have no idea how freaking good I feel.


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I thought this was kind of funny.... hope you guys enjoy it too. :)

[Outlaw1]

I was just thinking about getting some inner piece.

[niterydr]

By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil Show, I have finally
found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is
to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished;
and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of
Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a
package of Oreo's, a pot of coffee, the rest of the Cheesecake, some
Saltines and a box of Godiva Chocolates.


You have no idea how freaking good I feel.


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I thought this was kind of funny.... hope you guys enjoy it too. :)


Lol, I was going to say, "you'll never make it to the coffee"...lol.
Great post.

[LaunchHard]

Thats freakin hilarious, and i hate dr. phil he's a total duche.

[rk4g63]

I could suggest on how to find inner peace in many other ways, particularly from the depths of oneself - but I don't wanna get kicked either. LOL!!!!

[tpunx99GSX]

Im about to find some inner peace on the toilet, but other then that, the journey to inner peace is sitting in the freakin garage, but tomarrow ill be a little closer to that goal hopefully. LOL

[MATCHBX]

Is that where you keep the 5 year olds chained up? In the garage?

I found inner peace last nite. And tonite I will find much more. I have to celebrate the new house!!!!

[AJ]

I found inner peace buy having to finish a can of black olives last night. I think I am going to find all the inner peace I need in a few horus.