Thieves just suck

[Raptor]

Little Bastards! I hear a radio out in the shop, walk out find a cop standing there (Damn cute female cop!) with a bunch of my bank statements, cancelled checks etc. They apparently were stolen from my mailbox and were found on edmonds street or something like that. Great, now I get to watch all my accounts closer for a few months.

On a side note, I was trying to come up with a good way to get arrested by her, but nothing came to mind. I must be slipping. I do have her business card however ;)

[EclipseGST]

HAHA... Nice Mike. If anything, next time something happens or anything in the future just ask for her when you call the police department. :D

[Raptor]

I was considering telling her I had crack in my posession and she should do some serious frisking ;)

[Matt D.]

I was considering telling her I had crack in my posession and she should do some serious frisking ;)
She'd probably have left during the time it took you to run into the house to down a geritol and viagra.

[At-Least-It's-An-Evo]

She'd probably have left during the time it took you to run into the house to down a geritol and viagra.

hahaha

[Goat Blower]

I'm sure she's not into asscrack. :cool:

I was considering telling her I had crack in my posession and she should do some serious frisking ;)

[howslowcanyougo]

Should have asked her to play with her handcuffs and "night stick".........;->

[EclipseGST]

She had a night stick? Yikes!

[FattyBoomBatty]

Should have asked her to play with herhandcuffs and your "night stick".........;->

fixed

[niterydr]

She'd probably have left during the time it took you to run into the house to down a geritol and viagra.
LMAO!!