Official 2005 Challenge Thread

[TheBlizzard]

I knew you guys were gay. ha ha ha.

[john]

Hail King Craig! He is not only the best driver on the site, he is the smartest. I am not the one who is living in a house with three guys. Friends with benefits???
(I have to sign off)

[TheBlizzard]

Ok now that I won that battle you can go back to fighting with JET. He is out with his girlfriend, and I am going to have sex with my girlfriend and her sister. I am going to show them both what my 2 inch pecker can do. I bet they can't wait, 1 inch for each of them, they are some lucky girls im telling ya.

CRAIG

[Shane@DBPerformance]

I bet my 2G that my girlfriend could beat all the HORT crew in her beater Talon.

[Nash]

Nash's "beater." I was thinking my laser vs your laser, and mine vs jet's. Mine is gone and broken now though... I think mike is getting it.
That's right my $360 beater, anyday, anytime, anyplace.

[AJ]

*cough* clean it up a bit, remember no personal attacks. *cough*

[JET]

I quote JET and his big mouth on the attack forums:

"My current car is 2700 lbs, AWD and has 600+ whp (haven't hit the dyno with the new setup, should be ~650 whp). "

Here is the link for any non believers:

http://www.attackforums.com/showthread.php?t=1685

Wacha got ta say now? (woooooooopsssssshhhhhhhh [cracks the whip])
Ummm... It says I haven't hit the dyno. Do you have difficulty understanding english? I will still whoop your ass any which way about it! I am not going to go quite as extreme as I was, the car will probably end up with 575-600 whp and ~2850 lbs. I was going to do a small shot of nitrous, but I am not now and I am not going to do the lightening that I was going to.

As for your other comment, I obviously don't race for a business either. I don't want people to say how stupid I am for trying to race someone that is WAY faster than me. It is like those Honda ricers that try to race you on the interstate, it isn't even worth my time to race them. It is just dumb. And we are going to do this at a track, unless you are scared your car won't make it there!

[Nash]

As for your other comment, I obviously don't race for a business either. I don't want people to say how stupid I am for trying to race someone that is WAY faster than me. It is like those Honda ricers that try to race you on the interstate, it isn't even worth my time to race them. It is just dumb. And we are going to do this at a track, unless you are scared your car won't make it there!
It is more then 71 miles to the track so it probably won't make it.

[A//// Guy]

Yea Ill only race at a track. That way its fair, timed, and watched my many too see who gets owned.

It would be whoever gets the best time right? Or is is whoever gets to the end first? Id say fastest time unless your doing eliminations.

Any yea my car does have some slight surface rust from the original owner of the car. That will be fixed this spring, I dont have any faded areas and is in great condition for near 199k :)

Were talking under the hood looks too not just outside ;) My red ricer tubing OWNZ you! (will be black soon haha).

All this race talk is getting boring. Lets get back to personal attacks haha jk. Were all playing around here...

I cant wait till spring!!!

[TheBlizzard]

Oh look one of the Hort boys has a new member title. Keyboard Muscles is the perfect name for him.

CRAIG