Ricer Mentality

[Blade]

Originally posted by joem@Jul 3 2004, 05:39 PM
You know you are a ricer if you contemplated putting "type-R" stickers on your Sonata

I have those on the talon.
joe
Is it a Sonata? No? then It does not apply to you.....ha ha. There are a bunch more on my list that bash Hyundai.

[JET]

Originally posted by 92tsiawd84@Jul 3 2004, 12:20 AM
Here it is for Craig and Jet. Here is a pic of my ricer:
From that angle you can't even see the big wing on the back!

:stick:

[SuperSleeper]

You know you're a ricer when you go Dyno now that your 19's are installed.

You know you're a ricer when you revv back at the bumblebee stuck in your car.

You know you're a ricer when you want a turbo under the hood for its bling factor.

You know you're a ricer if you think flat gray primer is a hott color.

You know you're a ricer when chopped springs is a suspension upgrade.

You know you're a ricer when your foglights outnumber your tires.

[JDM]

You know you're a ricer when you think that burnout with street tires is going to help you win.

You installed the Altezza style tails that look like a bad rash on the back of your car

your rims don't match (me)

you spend more than $20 to run 16's

you know what Car Kanji is

the guy on University with the funky blinking bike laughs at you

if you've ever done a burnout in the Sears lot on a weekend

You launch your mom's FWD Saturn at every stop light from 5000 rpm

you race anyone who happens to look over at you as they pass

if you polish your hub caps

if you've ever been to Maaco

if you drive a 3g, and enter a burnout contest, and embarrass yourself for life

if you drive a 3g to a DSMStyle gathering

if you've asked me where my turbo is on my car

if your clear corners have colored bulbs

taken out a loan for that huge double deck Kamanari wing

if you know who Kamanari is

if you thought being seen with me is cool

if you put white rims on a black car

if you bump "The Sandstorm" on repeat

if you can seriously come up with a list even half this long, and apply over half to yourself.

I'm retarded. :headache:

-JDM

[blageo23]

You forgot a couple man...
You know your a ricer...
When you neon light bumps with the music.
When you have hole is your trunk where your spoiler used to be.
When your front bumper doesnt match the color of your car.
When you buy a bra to cover up that fact.
When you put stickers on your car to cover up paint peeling.
:stick:
HAHAHA Kiel, Your Funny!

[Phaze1ne]

Originally posted by JDM@Jul 4 2004, 04:59 AM
You know you're a ricer...

if you know who Kamanari is


Don't you know who Kamanari since you know that they sell wings? :naughty:

[JDM]

Blageo can kiss my ass... don't you drive a Grand Prix?? jk man...

And yes, I was basically making fun of myself.

-JDM

[blageo23]

I DID drive a Grand Prix, yes. But i got a new car 2G

[JiN]

You know your a rice boy if you have an APC banner.

[glempo]

Originally posted by JiN@Jul 5 2004, 09:02 AM
You know your a rice boy if you have an APC banner.
thats the damn truth...especially if you drive an import, (f@#$ing ugly black celica)