Ricer Mentality

[1ViciousGSX]

Go for it Ladies :dsmrule:

[TheBlizzard]

I love it.

You know your a ricer when you downshift right before you hit the traps thinking its going to help.

You know your a ricer when you have a wing that costs more than the rest of your car.

You know your a ricer when you ask why when you take stuff off your car thats suppose to be on the there and wonder why it doesn't run right.

CRAIG

[Blade]

You know your a ricer if only your sister is impressed with your car...

You know your a ricer if you can fist fuck your exaust port.

You know your a ricer if you ever saw Rice Boy magazine in the back of SCC and contemplated ordering a subscription.

You know your a ricer if you think a deep farty noise is the sound of high preformance.

You know your a ricer if you cut 2'' holes in your rear bumper and dont know what they are used for.

You know your a ricer if you think MOMO is absolutly required to go fast.

You know your a ricer if you cut 2'' holes in your rear bumper and DO know what they are used for.

You know your a ricer if you think your moms corolla is fast

AND FINALLY

You know your a ricer if you take offence when people say that your car is like your sister, small, tight, and hard to get into.


I Love It More

[Enes]

why are those holes in the back bumper?

-E

[john]

Here it is for Craig and Jet. Here is a pic of my ricer:

[JiN]

Originally posted by dcbladeofanarchy@Jul 2 2004, 09:36 PM
You know your a ricer if only your sister is impressed with your car...

You know your a ricer if you can fist fuck your exaust port.

You know your a ricer if you ever saw Rice Boy magazine in the back of SCC and contemplated ordering a subscription.

You know your a ricer if you think a deep farty noise is the sound of high preformance.

You know your a ricer if you cut 2'' holes in your rear bumper and dont know what they are used for.

You know your a ricer if you think MOMO is absolutly required to go fast.

You know your a ricer if you cut 2'' holes in your rear bumper and DO know what they are used for.

You know your a ricer if you think your moms corolla is fast

AND FINALLY

You know your a ricer if you take offence when people say that your car is like your sister, small, tight, and hard to get into.


I Love It More
ROFLMAO!!!!

[Blade]

Originally posted by 92tsiawd84@Jul 3 2004, 12:20 AM
Here it is for Craig and Jet. Here is a pic of my ricer:
Rice?

[Blade]

You know you are a ricer if DuPont gave up trying to figure out the shade you were asking for

You know you are a ricer if your Eclipse GS-T hardtop has a "Spyder" emblem

You know you are a ricer if your wing is so big that when you go over 65 mph, your bumper drags

You know you are a ricer if your paint scheme is from the WRONG end of the colour spectrum

You know you are a ricer if you painted your UNDERBODY to match your car

You know you are a ricer if you think The Fugees are speed music

You know you are a ricer if you paint your Drum Brakes to simulate Hi-po Calipers

You know you are a ricer if you have a front wing

You know you are a ricer if your engine equates the sound of a Weed Eater

You know you are a ricer if you claim you lost because you missed a shift...and your car is automatic

You know you are a ricer if you go flying past the person 10 car lengths ahead of you after he already put his brake lights on...and you claim victory

You know you are a ricer if your idea of aiming a gun is raising it over your head, pointing it away from you, and letting your wrist fall to the side, where the gun is almost sideways

You know you are a ricer if You claim polishing your intake gave you 5hp

You know you are a ricer if you contemplated putting "type-R" stickers on your Sonata



:uh:

[joem]

You know you are a ricer if you contemplated putting "type-R" stickers on your Sonata

I have those on the talon.
joe

[TheBlizzard]

Originally posted by 92tsiawd84@Jul 3 2004, 01:20 AM
Here it is for Craig and Jet. Here is a pic of my ricer:
What the fuck do I care what your car looks like?

CRAIG