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mlomker
10-25-2010, 09:58 PM
LOL exactly what this thread needed :D

Hotdog loves Spaz's beard. I'll see if he'll write Charles a poem.

cmspaz
10-25-2010, 10:35 PM
Hotdog loves Spaz's beard. I'll see if he'll write Charles a poem.
WTF? No beard for him.

Hotdog
10-26-2010, 05:12 AM
First off, the ability to ban by paying would leave a lot of options open; screw my build, I'm going to spend my thousands on banning everyone. I'll own the Minnesota Evo forum.

Some of you might wonder if this is for real; where out love came from?

I never thought our love would flourish like it did, so I failed to save this original Craigslist posting. I have re-created it after the fact:

http://duluth.craigslist.org/mis/2026094224.html

This was posted days after I towed his little, adorable Evo X after his motor exploded on the freeway.

I was, in his words, whispered softly and with deep excitement: "My Hero"

I am going to save this Craigslist posting, to share with our adopted children from Malaysia; he wants to name them all Will Smith, but I'll talk him out of that silly idea.

After the towing incident, I made several flights into Minnesota. As many of you know, there does not exist a commercial airliner that flies into Minnesota; because of that, I had to fly solely on crop dusters:

http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06/09/worstjobs_bestpay/image/cropduster2.jpg

Unfortunately, prolonged exposure to the chemicals have rendered my sperm count below 0; I literally kill other men's sperm by proximity alone.

Once I got into Minnesota, he picked me up in his bitching Accord; at first I thought this was to simply hide his true self from his peers; later, I learned he was getting his car rebuilt.

We went on dates;

http://www.manbehindthedoll.com/images/moviedatepromo2.jpg

http://www.epicfunnypictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/roller-coaster-11.jpg

And had lovely meals;

http://domingoandjoyce.com/images/dinner.jpg

He is my everything.

Kevin 1G Drummer
10-26-2010, 08:06 AM
Hahahaha Fucking hilarious!

Tachyon
10-26-2010, 08:43 AM
Wow, Epic post is epic!

Super Bleeder!!
10-26-2010, 09:11 AM
hahahaha A+

A//// Guy
10-26-2010, 09:13 AM
Lmao!! Epic!

Also hotdog "drives: Murlo wild." LOL

Hotdog
10-26-2010, 09:22 AM
I am looking forward to getting emails from that Craigslist posting, personally. They should be tres amusant.

Speaking of handsome men, there was a picture of a stunningly handsome gentleman with a beard in one of Murlo's threads.

I wish to get to know him.

Murlo suggested we get together for a menage a trois, to which I happily agreed.

scheides
10-26-2010, 11:50 AM
Holy eff!

Hotdog, take it to an intro thread please, this section is generally for project talk only, although we've made a slight exception in Dave's case. I about spit out my coffee at the second life comment, well played.

Murlo26
10-26-2010, 11:54 AM
I am considering closing this thread...it has gotten out of hand.