Hotdog's man love intro thread

[cmspaz]

My favorite type, asian mix
I thought ylime was your favorite? :D

[Murlo26]

I thought ylime was your favorite? :D

She represents a small percentage of girls that are very appealing to car enthusiasts...but she didn't dig murlo I guess...it happens. Moved on.

Now an Asian mix that is into Evo's and plays video games...woo doggy, now we are talking.

You see, the asian mix is key because straight asians have a short shelf life, meaning they look old very quickly and they all look the same. The part USA in them keeps them hot for years :)

[Kracka]

Now an Asian mix that is into Evo's and plays video games...woo doggy, now we are talking.
I think Lomker has a better chance at finding that mix than you do ;)

[cmspaz]

I think Lomker has a better chance at finding that mix than you do ;)
LOL!

[Murlo26]

A guy can dream right ? All asians are good at video games though I thought, guy or girl...maybe I am wrong.

The video game thing is a bonus...Asian mix into cars is the base.

[Hotdog]

First off, it is only by the grace of God, or the fact that most people are fucking retarded, that Kidney is not constantly hit on.

Her boyfriend seems borderline retarded. I'm a small dicked loser, but even I think I could beat the hell out of him and take my rightful place as Kidney's boyfriend. If she wasn't in fucking Idaho, I'd hop on over and sweet her off her feet.

Are we honestly debating the squareness of that girl's face? Really? Because, wow. I mean, look at her. She is attractive. I would fuck it. I totally fuck it, get tired, she'd be unsatisfied, and we'd never speak of the event again.

Also, I *AM* hauling my happy ass over to Minnesota come June, so Murlo: Buy the condoms now. I know you're a bit tight on cash cause of your build, so scrimp together a few bucks here and there.

I'm figuring I'll be in the area 72 hours; 72 hours times 5 sexual escapades an hour is 360 condoms.

360 condoms.

Or, failing that, we can just get some balloons.

As for finding women who are actually into cars? It doesn't happen. It really doesn't. You may read about it on forums, but most of those are just lies.

Damn, dirty lies.

[cmspaz]

Also, I *AM* hauling my happy ass over to Minnesota come June, so Murlo: Buy the condoms now. I know you're a bit tight on cash cause of your build, so scrimp together a few bucks here and there.
This settles it, we need to have a meet at JJ Clubhouse one more time before Proving Grounds and Murlo needs to show, I'll be buying him a rough rider for the cause. :D

[mlomker]

Bisexuals scare me.

http://i959.photobucket.com/albums/ae80/mlomker/Dec%202010/Bisexual_flag.jpg

[Murlo26]

I plan to do all I can to not meet hotdog...the awkwardness over the internets is enough already.

[cmspaz]

I plan to do all I can to not meet hotdog...the awkwardness over the internets is enough already.
Would you really be that much of a Sally that you'd skip Proving Grounds just to not meet him?