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TkrPerformance
10-15-2008, 05:14 PM
LIQUID ASSETS
> If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would
> have $49.00 today.
> If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00
> today.
> If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would
> have $0.00 today.
> But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer,
> then turned in the aluminum cans for a recycling refund, you would have received
> $214.00.
> Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
> heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
> A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
> Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a
> year.
> That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes you proud to be an American!

crazy_skier
10-15-2008, 05:48 PM
hahaha very nice!!

Kracka
10-15-2008, 06:25 PM
LOL I wonder how much we drink? ;)

craig
10-15-2008, 06:52 PM
not enough

EclipseGST
10-15-2008, 07:26 PM
22 Gallons? That's it? Hmmm, we need to raise the bar people!

NOT THE BLUE LAMPSHADE
10-15-2008, 07:38 PM
bahahahahah! That's going on my refrigerator!

And craig's right. We don't drink enough. I know I don't.

Kevin 1G Drummer
10-15-2008, 08:12 PM
I think I consumed enough for two people in Duluth...

craig
10-15-2008, 08:15 PM
more like 3

Super Bleeder!!
10-15-2008, 09:31 PM
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.

bwahahah riiiiight

311evo
10-16-2008, 12:59 AM
more like 3
three 40 year old men who weigh a minimum 400lbs each.

without shoes.