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AJ
08-13-2007, 08:20 PM
Thought I'd pass this one on here! LOL

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Glittery baubles, expensive dinners and sappy endearments weren’t the only surprises Derek Jeter bestowed on his ex-girlfriend Jessica Alba – he also gave her herpes. Or so the rumor mill says.

The Adam Carolla Show dished all the dirt on the viral Jess earlier this morning. The 26-year-old actress and her 33-year-old former flame dated for a while, before Jessica settled into a long-term relationship with Cash Warren. But now Jesse’s STD may be the only gift with staying power.

Apparently Alba regularly filled a Valtrex prescription during her relationship with Cash Warren, but how Derek fits into the puzzle is still a mystery.

Suppose the rumors are true. The list of people in Hollywood making appointments this morning might be astounding:

* Derek may have infected Mariah Carey, Vanessa Minnillo and Jessica Biel

* Mariah, Vanessa and Jessica may have infected Cash Warren, Nick Lachey and Justin Timberlake

* And if they did two friends and those two friends did two friends… This could be epidemic!

Wonder if there’s an immunization for stupidity?

Source: Thinkfashion.com

Goat Blower
08-13-2007, 08:59 PM
This is no different than any college campus across the nation, these people are just prettier and a lot richer.

Halon
08-13-2007, 09:41 PM
So now the question is, would you still fuck Jessica Alba?

A//// Guy
08-13-2007, 09:48 PM
Yes with a body condom on. haha

AJ
08-13-2007, 09:52 PM
I'd just watch for the outbreaks! LOL Biel FTW!
http://img9.imagepile.net/img9/433Jessica_Beil_Jiggle.gif

92EvilTalon
08-13-2007, 10:14 PM
Um...yes I'll still tap it. She is pretty hot.

Kracka
08-13-2007, 10:23 PM
Its worth it, I'd still hit it no doubt!

FattyBoomBatty
08-13-2007, 10:42 PM
Nope. I wouldn't risk it.

b00stcreep21
08-13-2007, 10:43 PM
Jessica beil FTMFW

NOT THE BLUE LAMPSHADE
08-13-2007, 11:10 PM
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