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Matt D.
02-08-2007, 12:08 AM
Watch and learn, everyone!

http://videos.streetfire.net/video/c498a697-0432-48e4-8122-6fb0247637a9.htm
CVD
02-08-2007, 06:36 AM
How not to autocross
With a Mustang?


But seriously, what a moron. He needs a SCCA official permanently following him around with a black flag. Every time he sits behind the wheel of a car that official needs to be pointing, shaking his head, and waving the black flag vigorously at him. Even when hes just at the grocery store.
bluntedelvis
02-08-2007, 07:22 AM
WOW!! Jonny likes too Hammer down every chance he gets, I award him no points, Everyone is now 15% dumber having watched him, and may God have mercy on his Soul...Retard
FattyBoomBatty
02-08-2007, 09:04 AM
That was pretty funny, and pretty sad that those judges are so cool about him doing that. The end was the best, right when you think he's about to make it - nope!
Thor06
02-08-2007, 12:09 PM
LOL! Wouldnt you think he would fuckin learn after a while?
123abc
02-08-2007, 04:12 PM
Someone should tell him auto crossing isn't about power.

:loser:


I actually thought he would make it at the end too...but nope, can't control powerslides and can't control the brakes locking up either.
Black97civic
02-08-2007, 04:46 PM
LOL! Wouldnt you think he would fuckin learn after a while?

No shit, how many times does he have to do the exact same tree killing manuever before figuring out that he should just give up and go the drag strip, where that car might actually be useful.
Matt D.
02-08-2007, 05:06 PM
I can't stop watching this video... I'm willing to bet this is one of those guys who thinks he's king shit on the street and talks up his car like it's the fastest thing on 4 wheels. But as exhibit A shows, he can't drive worth a damn.
xveganxcowboyx
02-08-2007, 06:20 PM
His bragging might be true. It could be fast as all hell, but that doesn't mean much if you can't keep it pointed where you want it.

I would agree with Black97civic, but I think he'd just crash it into the wall at the drag strip too.
HiImBrian
02-08-2007, 06:49 PM
Idk I don't think it was all that bad. I mean he did good for a while didn't he? I've never autocrossed before so I guess I just don't know how hard/easy it is.