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96tsiawd
03-25-2006, 12:52 PM
I go out to my dirty dirty car and on the back bumper some jackass wrote:

"DSMs R slow! V-Tak owns"

Lol I just about shit my pants. Of all the things to write. I have a feeling it was somebody I know... and I think he did it because he had just a little bit to much sand in his vagina this morning ;)

Anybody else ever had stuff written into the dirt on their dsm?
Talian
03-25-2006, 01:47 PM
On mine someone wrote "I wish my wife was this dirty”.
It is not very original, but I still think it's funny. -It happened at Target on a Sunday.
96tsiawd
03-25-2006, 10:41 PM
On the holy Sabeth Day no less! lol ; )
98gstaherns
03-26-2006, 12:44 AM
lol thats funny!
unreal808
03-26-2006, 12:54 AM
my car is never dirty.
iceminion
03-26-2006, 01:22 AM
LOL, my little brother did that, he saw your car in the movie theater parking lot when he took his girlfriend to see "V". I asked him "how to you konw it was kyle" and he said "fart cannon" and I said "yup, thats him"
Eagle_of_Fire
03-26-2006, 06:47 AM
I wrote DSM's Rule all over my Buddies dirty STI once... I knew i was gonna hear it cause i own the only dsm at the army base we were at.. As soon as he saw me all he said was "nice one, Line-em up.."
Tauni
03-26-2006, 09:32 AM
When my Talon was for sale, Matt and our friend Justin got me pretty good. They stuck paper all in it and out the exhaust that said dumb shit. Plus it was dirty that week, so it got a penis and a "Wash Me". Then they erased the last zero off the $6500. Ass Holes. LOL

Of course they only did it because I wrote all over their windows with window marker, LOL. Paybacks a bitch I guess.
LingLing
03-26-2006, 12:15 PM
LOL, my little brother did that, he saw your car in the movie theater parking lot when he took his girlfriend to see "V". I asked him "how to you konw it was kyle" and he said "fart cannon" and I said "yup, thats him"

as i stood there clueless to who we were talking about. but haha, that's kinda funny that this came up.
GSXMatt
03-26-2006, 12:21 PM
Tauni wrote "Sexy Ass" and some other random stuff on my car, plus her number and a place where I could meet her later.

And yes my friend and I did cover her car in paper.