03-21-2005
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Location: Sportsman's Paradise, LA.
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Post whore it up.
I saw something today on another site that looked like fun. Let's see how creative you are. I'll start telling a story and then everybody add to it and let's see what we come up with. Try to be serious. 
As I sat in my DSM looking out onto the open road, I could only think about how I,........
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"You don't have a clue. You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance."
When she get's bitchy, SPANK THAT ASS! (#Y#)
Last edited by 1ViciousGSX; 03-21-2005 at 07:50 PM..
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03-21-2005
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Asshat King
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Decorah / Ames, Iowa
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Re: Post whore it up.
.....cruise down to the next town and stop at my girlfriend's house.
(Plus we had one of these a couple of year's back I think.  )
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Twin Cities
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Re: Post whore it up.
fix my tranny and then
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03-21-2005
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Admin
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Re: Post whore it up.
continue on my way to my girlfirend's house.
(what a girlfriend? )
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"You don't have a clue. You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance."
When she get's bitchy, SPANK THAT ASS! (#Y#)
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03-21-2005
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Mazda Bitch
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: MN
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Re: Post whore it up.
I then stopped on my way as I saw something that caught my eye...
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03-21-2005
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Join Date: Oct 2003
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Re: Post whore it up.
It was a sweet little honey named Christina.
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"You don't have a clue. You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance."
When she get's bitchy, SPANK THAT ASS! (#Y#)
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Area code 166 represent
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Crystal, MN
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Re: Post whore it up.
She then reminded me to...
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Join Date: Oct 2003
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Re: Post whore it up.
dump Allan and go lesbo. Because,.....
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"You don't have a clue. You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance."
When she get's bitchy, SPANK THAT ASS! (#Y#)
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Is funding Exxon.
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Re: Post whore it up.
Allan had little blue balls that were so...
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Is burning corn and stayin' warm!
My motorcycle is stock and reliable, my Talon is neither!
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03-21-2005
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Area code 166 represent
Join Date: Aug 2003
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Re: Post whore it up.
it really does taste like chicken. And I love chicken. It reminds me of the thanksgiving we...
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03-21-2005
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Re: Post whore it up.
...had when allan didnt know what he was talking about or know how to carry on a sentence, but those were the different days when...
(lol)
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Shit Rocket Pilot
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Shoreview, MN
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Re: Post whore it up.
at the same time I remembered that I own a DSM which...
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Duluth, MN
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Re: Post whore it up.
...... leaves me stranded on the side of the road waiting........
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03-21-2005
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Is funding Exxon.
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Re: Post whore it up.
for the Hooters tow truck to show up. Instead...
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Is burning corn and stayin' warm!
My motorcycle is stock and reliable, my Talon is neither!
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Apple Valley, MN
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Re: Post whore it up.
I ironically hitch a ride with a hooker, who brings me to a truck stop. Here I...
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Pewp Champion
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Blaine
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Re: Post whore it up.
decided to take off my pants and start a revolution because...
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Eagan
Drives: 06 RSX
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Re: Post whore it up.
There were a bunch of ford guys claiming american muscle is the best, but,...
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03-21-2005
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#18
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Admin
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Re: Post whore it up.
Everyone know Peterbuilt is the best. This is a truck stop after all, or is it?
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Eagan
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Re: Post whore it up.
No, it really is. However, there IS a casino right next door, where a bunch of...
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03-21-2005
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Is funding Exxon.
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Re: Post whore it up.
drunk indians are riding around in go-karts. One of them is heading this way to...
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Is burning corn and stayin' warm!
My motorcycle is stock and reliable, my Talon is neither!
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