2010

AJ · 01-02-2005

It's now 2005. So much has changed in the last 5 years, and since most of us where kids. What do people see being the big changes of the next 5 years that will have the biggest impact on us in another 5 years?

**Kracka** · 01-02-2005

Me and Reid will probably come out of the closet by then....anyways!

**Goat Blower** · 01-02-2005

A big computer named Hal is going to take over and we'll have colonies in space.

AJ · 01-02-2005

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Originally Posted by TalonTSiDude

Me and Reid will probably come out of the closet by then....anyways!

This definatly will have it's effect on the world.

At-Least-It's-An-Evo · 01-02-2005

We'll look back at the good 'ole classic days of the DSM with our 2003 EVO's and have a EVOstyle site instead.

Nash · 01-02-2005

The Candy Tetris score will be about 3,000,000.

**1ViciousGSX** · 01-02-2005

All "potential" crank walk candidates will have crank walked.

MustGoFaster · 01-02-2005

The girl in Vicious's avatar might not look as hot.

Raptor · 01-02-2005

Actually, she will look just fine

JDM · 01-03-2005

Mitsubishi will ALMOST go out of business one more time before 2010... And Daimler Chrysler will bail them out...

Hyundai and Kia will still buy their motors from Mitsubishi, and Raptor will still find some way to stuff a bigger one of em' into his Talon. (Which we have yet to see...)

The Evo XVI will be released with it's even bigger carbon fiber wing, bigger front mount, AYC, ACD, and Easy Cheese Dispenser after Allen Dahlen files a lawsuit to Mitsubishi after his 1.8 blows up after a home-made head port job.

Tom will still be a flaming homosexual.

and so will I.

And I'll probably still have my 3g too...

And it'll have about 275,000 miles on it.

After a LANDSLIDE election in 2008, President Hillary Clinton will be impeached after doctors secretly reveal that she's a man. In a related story, Former Presdient Bill Clinton will be exonerated from his impeachment, and a presidential library will be "erected" in his name.

Hilary will beat out "The Govenator" in the primaries.

Ford will buy another crappy European car company, and ruin all of their products.

After a valliant effort, WSOP contender Joe Harvieux will lose to some other guy who I couldn't be creative enough to make a name up for in the last hand after that guy goes ALL in on a strait flush, and cracks Joe's pocket Queens... (Inside Joke)

And finally, CBS finally cancels "Survivor", and MTV cancels "The Real World" after they both run out of countries and cities to host their crappy, second rate, not quite "reality" TV shows.

Survivor "Mosul, Iraq"

The Real World "Sheboygan, WI"

No thanks.

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2005!

**Shane@DBPerformance** · 01-03-2005

I am old, I didn't see that much change for the good in the last 5 years, the main change has been the terrorist threat.

Mainstream music might be finally getting a tad bit better with less boy bands and more lesser known rock bands being played on the radio. Rap is more cliche then ever though. The big pop/KDWB crap acts are about as shitty as ever. The music industry has come full circle back to the teen idols of the 50's who were 100% corporate whores who just sang whatever was written for them, thank you American Idol. It seems like half of the songs released my the major acts nowdays are also poor covers of songs from the 70s or 80s, but the kids out there don't realize it and think Word Up is a Korn song, or P-diddy came up with that beat. Hopefully by 2010 we will be free pure shit like Nickleback, at least Creed broke up!

TV hasn't changed much. Are our parent's still watching season 100 or whatever of Survivor now? I think if your over 45, you live for Survivor and CSI. The A-Team was most realistic the CSI shows. MTV still doesn't play any videos. I guess there are 500 home remodeling and makeover shows on cable now though. 2010 the cast of Friends reunite for a battle to the death on Real World Surreal Death Survivor.

The Vikings still suck. 2010 they bring back coach Les Steckel.

Technology hasn't changed much. Their haven't been any huge changes in the internet for a long time. We have a few more cell phones to choose from. DVD players and digital cameras have gotten a little cheaper.

We are at war with Iraq, we did that back in 1990 also with the other Bush. 2010 Jeb Bush takes us into war against some guy who looks at him wierd in a gay mexican bar.

We had the shitty 3G Eclipse in 2000 and still in 2005. At least Mitsu gave us the EVO to replace the DSM. People are still running insanely ghetto Honda setups and most are still slow as fuck at Rock Falls. Camaros still attract mullets. 2010 everyone has Mullets.

2010, Steve backs up his 11 second pass. Cher is in jail for stalking Jason Mraz. I died of old age 4 years prior. Mike is running low 2s in his RWD NT 1.8l pulled from Allan's 1G. Allan is president of the Republic of Iowa. Matt D almost has his DSM running. Chris Hughes finally get his S2000, but it is totalled the next day in a freak accident with some Mexican driving his old white 1G FWD. JDM changes his name to IDM, because all the cool cars now come from Iraq. The prefered driving method of NASCAR is now drifting, Barton wins the NASCAR points race drifting a FWD 2G. Craig, Jet, and Nash are all sharing Nash's car. It is driven 18 hours a day, runs 50psi on pump gas on the same stock headgasket but is down to only having 3rd gear. 1VisciousGSX will have finally made up his mind on what turbo to buy.

**1ViciousGSX** · 01-03-2005

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Originally Posted by ecoli

1VisciousGSX will have finally made up his mind on what turbo to buy.

I don't know, they keep coming out with the "new & improved" "what-ever" turbo every 6 months.

I estimate by 2010 DSMer's will be trying to figure out how to put Turbonetics Thumper t-105 turbo on a tubular manifold made from recycled heat tiles from the over and done with space shuttle program. By that time we will have rubber bands big enough to sling shot your ass into space. I think Wiley Coyote was on to something really big.

**1ViciousGSX** · 01-03-2005

Also, Raptor will finally be able to claim his long over due "Older than Dirt" title back from the Sun.

Raptor · 01-03-2005

You still got me by a year Biatch!

**Goat Blower** · 01-03-2005

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Originally Posted by JDM

After a LANDSLIDE election in 2008, President Hillary Clinton will be impeached after doctors secretly reveal that she's a man. In a related story, Former Presdient Bill Clinton will be exonerated from his impeachment, and a presidential library will be "erected" in his name.

Uhh, Clinton already has a library, and a Cigar loosely named after him.