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Who the first person was to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these pink dingly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm going
to
eat the next thing that comes out of it's bum."
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that burns the toast to
ahorrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is? (luuuuuvvv this
one!!!!!)
Why does your Gynae leave the room when you get undressed if they are
going to look RIGHT up there anyway?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
tune?
Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . . . (hehe.. i was singing)
Who the first person was to decide to pick a brussel sprout (which
looks
odd), boil it (which smells even worse than it looks) and then (the
best of all) to put it in his mouth and eat the stinky thing? ( i love
them!!??)
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets pissed
off with you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head
out the window?
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