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Originally Posted by Rockford
1. Hello sir, would you like to renew your free subscription to *** magazine?
2. All I need is to update your information, and we can get this out to you.
3. Can I ask you what industry you work in?
4. Let me tell you why this magazine is perfect for you.
5. Is there anyone else at your company that you think would be interested?
There's alot more that I will think of later (I need to get back to work), but how would you respond to these?
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1. Ill only subscribe if you ask me politely.. after he/she asks again, repeat.
2. I dunno, whats the address to the Hennipin county jail because im gonna be there for 1 year.
3. Im a hooker on the corner of 5th and hennipin.
4. respond with "Let me tell you why this magazine would be thrown in the fireplace every time i get it"
5. well if they are gonna get annoying calls like this, then prolly a big NO.
I think the best is when you start talking dirty to her/him. we did this with Credit card companies when i was in college, it was funny, this poor girl was on speaker phone with my roomate and he got really dirty with her saying things like "yeah baby i want you to put your finger in my asshole, thats so sexy, damn im getting so horny just hearing your voice, im totally naked right now and stroking myself because of your voice is turning me on so much right now." LOL she ended up hanging up after like 5 minutes.