[Jakey]

LOL

Dear Santa,

I have been a good Boy.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Aric's Christmas party. It was Kimmy who spiked the punch with too much Icehouse. I can't help it if I drank 12 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Vanilla.

I thought it was funny when I put Tyler's Shirt on my head and danced the Waltz on the Chair while singing `A Few Questions'. I didn't mean to break Aric's Computer and don't know why Aric would sue me for Robbery.

I don't remember calling Andy's wife a Tall Horse---even though she looked like one with Blue eye shadow and Red lipstick!

And when I threw up on Katie's husband's Leg, it was only because I ate too much of that Pizza.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Talon through my neighbor's Garage. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a Large Cow and have me arrested for Theft!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all Colorful and Powerful. And I'm really not to blame for any of this Quick stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and Very yours,
Jacob (Really a nice Boy!)

P.S. It's only 3 bucks!