[AJ]

Since you can't do my favorite thing of yelling and getting them to hang up or talk about getting high and driving a Blazer to them to hang out (inside joke) then to the next 2 best things.

1. Repeat everything they say in a soft polite voice. If they ask what you are doing just keep repeating.

2. Ask them to hold and just let them iot and stir. When you get back on the line a min or 5 later tell them you just have to runt o your car to get your checkbook ort something and see if they can hold again. If they say yes let them sit for another 10 min if possible. Only hang up when you can't keep them on the phone anymore. 99% of the time these people are paid by # calls per hour. You will fuck with their money and they won't fuck with you much more.