Day in the life of Allen Dahlen
1:30pm- Wake Up, look at internet porn, rub one off
1:33pm- Clean up and maybe shower
1:50pm- Eat something
2:45pm- Molest the cat, take a nap
6:30pm- Wake Up, look at internet porn, rub one off
6:32pm- Clean Up, Eat Something
6:45-10:30pm- Find something else useless and funny to post on this site
10:30-3am- Lose his ass off in online poker
4am- Look at internet porn, rub one off
4:02am- Molest the cat again
4:30am- Go to bed.
