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OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT:
The Republicans today announced that they are changing
their emblem from an elephant to a CONDOM because it
more accurately reflects their political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys
the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives
you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
"Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that."
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