[Raptor]

Who comes up with these? Some nerdy windows geek spanking it to his bill gates poster I am sure.

Seriously, my porn name is:
Sweatee Cream
That is just sick and wrong :uh:

And lets not forget the Gangster name of
"Rump-thumpin Cop Killa"
JDM, watch yo ass fooo!

Endearing pet name:
Thunder Dooks
Usage: "Awww, did my little Thunder Dooks have a rough day at work?"
(If my ex ever said that, she wouldn't have made it as long as she did)

Møstramös Witherspoon would be me if I were a cab driver they say, :bs: , I hate cabs!

Butt Ugly Angelo >> I almost can't argue with my new Mafia name.

The pirate one was just too retarded to mention.