Instead of drinking beers tonite, maybe he should just pour them over his hand so his date can get drunk before he does. 
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"I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet."
Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.
It's always the second mouse that gets the cheese....
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Superjealousfragilemisswithsexualneurosis----John Valby
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