[Raptor]

It's tom, we know the outcome already.

Meets girl, says something stupid and gets completely shutdown, possibly smacked in the chops, then gets filthy drunk and pukes all over himself and someone elses floorboards, gets busted by the cops for any number of reasons (not excluding racing in reverse) Finally goes home, logs on computer and jerks off to Matt Rodrigues role playing in some chat room somewhere.

Sounds about toms speed. Have fun with that!