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Old 09-09-2004   #32
Goat Blower
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Originally posted by gixxer+Sep 9 2004, 05:33 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gixxer @ Sep 9 2004, 05:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Goat Blower@Sep 9 2004, 02:05 PM
The couch idea works perfectly, but the absolute drunkenness was your downfall. Being too drunk to have a smooth delivery is the fastest way to scare the chicks away. I've used that couch thing many times, but only once did a girl actually sleep on the couch, and she came in the next morning and hopped on. Most girls like that soft approach, it works great.
i'm sending a copy of this to your wife asap [/b][/quote]
She knows my history well. She was setting me up with her friends before we ever went out, so she got the stories first hand. They must have been good since we started going out shortly after her divorce. :whipped:
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