[Phaze1ne]

Originally posted by 1ViciousGSX@Aug 8 2004, 07:15 PM
You put your automatic car in neutral at every stoplight in order to roll it back and try to fool other people into thinking you have a manual transmission

You bring an empty Maxwell House coffee can with you to compare size when you shop for an aftermarket exhaust system.

You have to find a way to drive AROUND speed bumps in a parking lot.

You ever put neon on the bottom of your car, and then busted it on the first speed bump you went over.

If your rear spoiler is taller then you are.

The automatic version of your car runs 2 seconds slower in the 1/4mile.

MOMO is 'absolutely required' to go fast.

Your four cylinder has a dual exhaust system installed.
The color of your interior upholstery hurts the cones and rods in other people's eyes.

If you cannot drive your car in snow as the ground effects create a plow effect.

If you have stickers on your car for parts that you could not point out if asked where those parts are installed.

back to your 1978 Accord was either a V-Tec or a TYPE-R.

You took your rear seat out and gutted your interior for weight savings but you installed 400 pounds of electronics, neon, DVD, Sony, etc.

If you gutted the interior to save weight on a car that you will never take to the track…

If you lower your car and add ground effects but retain the stock 14inch wheels with disc style wheel covers

If you think bolting a fake muffler to one side to simulate dual exhaust is cool

You claim you lost because you missed a shift... and your car is an automatic.