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Originally Posted by goodhart

Idk bout that, they sure liked Chris! That crazy fuck even went and did the dollar dance with the bride!

He told a few people he was the bride's cousin, then when he danced with her, she goes, "So I hear you're my cousin huh?" He says "Yup!" She goes "Well, I'd kick you out, but you seem pretty cool and are getting along with everybody so it's cool".

Then on the way out this morning we bump into the bride and she yells out "Hey cousin Chris!"