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You know you're a ricer when you think that burnout with street tires is going to help you win.
You installed the Altezza style tails that look like a bad rash on the back of your car
your rims don't match (me)
you spend more than $20 to run 16's
you know what Car Kanji is
the guy on University with the funky blinking bike laughs at you
if you've ever done a burnout in the Sears lot on a weekend
You launch your mom's FWD Saturn at every stop light from 5000 rpm
you race anyone who happens to look over at you as they pass
if you polish your hub caps
if you've ever been to Maaco
if you drive a 3g, and enter a burnout contest, and embarrass yourself for life
if you drive a 3g to a DSMStyle gathering
if you've asked me where my turbo is on my car
if your clear corners have colored bulbs
taken out a loan for that huge double deck Kamanari wing
if you know who Kamanari is
if you thought being seen with me is cool
if you put white rims on a black car
if you bump "The Sandstorm" on repeat
if you can seriously come up with a list even half this long, and apply over half to yourself.
I'm retarded. :headache:
-JDM
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