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You know your a ricer if only your sister is impressed with your car...
You know your a ricer if you can fist fuck your exaust port.
You know your a ricer if you ever saw Rice Boy magazine in the back of SCC and contemplated ordering a subscription.
You know your a ricer if you think a deep farty noise is the sound of high preformance.
You know your a ricer if you cut 2'' holes in your rear bumper and dont know what they are used for.
You know your a ricer if you think MOMO is absolutly required to go fast.
You know your a ricer if you cut 2'' holes in your rear bumper and DO know what they are used for.
You know your a ricer if you think your moms corolla is fast
AND FINALLY
You know your a ricer if you take offence when people say that your car is like your sister, small, tight, and hard to get into.
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