For those who don't realize, this is Eric Metzger (LightningGSX) trying his best to be funny and failing misserably. The wussy tool is in denial that his car is all rice and in his anguish is trying to make others feel like he does "pathetic". Personally, he has my sympathy since it is so pathetic, the jealousy is obvious.
It is also probably some sad attempt to build himself up to compenstate for his lack of manhood and closet homosexuality.
Good luck with that Eric
