I wouldn't do S4, to hard to work on since you were a former dsm'er. You could consider the 1.8t though?
How about BMW 325xi? Those are nice.
So chalk one up for 1.8tqm and 325xi

. That way your "customers" will think your some what ballin haha. Otherwise, just don't buy anything with a big fart can or is loud when you start it.
Actually, get this:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Bugat...#ht_500wt_1019
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