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Originally Posted by A//// Guy
Can you explain this dream a bit more Tom? Im intruiged.
Untamed dreams eh? hmmm Ive had a few of those in my day, some were a bit scary.
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Sure peter.
So it started with me and the 18 year old model meeting on myspace (it happened in the past when myspace was myspace and not My,_, , effin douchbags).
She messaged me stating that she has a lion that needs a good petting. So in my excitement thinking she is talking about her va jay jay, i agree to meet up with her.
I make a nice pan of Lemon bars to show her i have soft side and that i can cook, (plus lemon bars I'm told get a certain salty taste out of a girls mouth after eating something salty)
So i go to her house, and its a lovely house out in the country, like the house from the movie "The Notebook" (totally cried when the fat bitch couldn't remember him) and she takes me to the back yard, At this point I'm thinking this fine piece of ass is freaky and wants to get down with nature. So i follow her, and to my surprise was met with a lion staring me in the face!
i scream "YOU HAVE A FUCKING LION" and look around for a weapon, i look left and there is a set of golf clubs by the door, i grab a 4 iron and tee up on the lions head, he jumps back in disbelief as if saying "you do realize I'm a fucking lion", so i then run back inside and slam the door leaving the girl and her wild untamed pussy in the backyard.
I look out to see if the lion was eating her and thinking about my alibi if it was, and to my surprise she was consoling him. Here i was almost eaten and she is taking his side. but then a weird thing happens, she starts rubbing him, and herself.... it was.... kinda hawt, So finally she gets inside, and yells at me for a good 30 minutes about hitting her lion, the whole time i was staring at her boobs and didn't hear a word she said.
After she was done with that we ate the tasty lemon bars and i went home.