No moar mexican food at lunch on cruises. Mexican food + beer + pizza + beer + beer + beer + 10 dudes partying in one room with all that shit in their bellies= a room that smells like the inside of a rancid asshole in the morning.
When I woke up in the morning to get some fresh air/puke, I walked back in the room and just about lost my stomach again it smelled so bad! I have not been that hungover in at least a year god damn that morning was bad. Totally worth it though, cruise parties are my favorite part of cruises.
Tequila shots to start, kick ass pizza, pitchers of Labatt Blue at the bar, Hughes in his boxers, hughes' ass on spaz's passed out head, hughes pissing in the sink, Dayne somehow wandering back to his room in his fucking boxers and socks, then forgetting where they were in the morning, Dayne's shoes and pants getting put in the freezer in the morning, beer shits getting text messaged to people the morning after all Tom Ferlaak style, Andrew puking after smelling scheides' E85 fumes.
Fucking awesome. Just wish I could have eaten some of those kick ass free waffles without them coming back up.