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**1ViciousGSX** · 12-17-2010

A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to OKLAHOMA .

After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which
was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the
preacher if he would like a drink. Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd
rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than
let liquor touch my lips."

The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,

"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."

12-17-2010	#379
1ViciousGSX Admin Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Sportsman's Paradise, LA. Posts: 5,382	Re: Official Joke Thread! A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to OKLAHOMA . After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink. Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips." The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice." __________________ My new band: Fall of August Click Me --> "V" <-- Click Me "You don't have a clue. You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance." When she get's bitchy, SPANK THAT ASS! (#Y#)