LOL! I voted number 3, seems like the best choice of action. I'd even go as far as pretending not to know me.
But yeah, I have the obnoxious problem of being obnoxious. When I get any semblance of excited I just get louder and louder, and since I'm excited, I don't ever notice it. It's not something I do on purpose, it just happens, most often around groups of people, which always ends up being in public places. I've told people before, just tell me to quiet down and I will. I'm not ever trying to be obnoxious or seem like I'm starving for attention, even though I know that's how I come across.
And as for Cub Foods... didn't help that Hughes was jacking off an orange juice bottle...
