[Goat Blower]

I love how in this utopian scenario the unions have secured all of our rights as employees, like all companies are evil and wouldn't provide these without a fight. Thank God we have all these government agencies to protect us from ourselves, I'm sure we'd all be living in third world shacks or be dead by now without them. Now if we could just get these power elite to actually obey their own rules, like pay taxes.