Re: Official Joke Thread!
a young man, joe, opens up a store in a strip mall. business is good and hes really making bank.. well, next thing you know a new business competitor opens up right next door to joe with a big sign that read: "BEST DEALS". the new store brings joe's prices down and really steals his thunder. next thing you know another competitor opens up on THE OTHER SIDE of joe's--with an even bigger sign that said "LOWEST PRICES". Joe starts to realize he's in a bit of a pickle and considers selling the store to make even-- THEN! a bright idea comes to joe-- he puts up the biggest sign of all: MAIN ENTRANCE.
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"You don't have a clue. You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance."
When she get's bitchy, SPANK THAT ASS! (#Y#)
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