Re: Official Joke Thread!
Guy turns round to his wife and says "darling, I love you, I want you tell me something bittersweet, something both happy AND sad.."
she looks into his eyes.. thinks for a minute.. and says..
"Well, you've got a bigger dick than your brother.."
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"You don't have a clue. You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance."
When she get's bitchy, SPANK THAT ASS! (#Y#)
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