Swifty is our whipping boy. Well, one of the few, anyway. He deserves the ribbing he gets and it's all in fun.

Most of what he posts is shit, anyway.
I didn't make the cookout because I was busy racing toy cars. I've never had a chance to meet you, Brent, but most of what I've heard about you is good. And the bad I've heard, let's just say people like to talk.
Also, Swifty... Permanent ban for hacking Brent's account seems fair, right?