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Febo · 03-27-2009

3. Swifty

When one bends over in the standing position and then another runs, and jumps hands and head first into his/her gaping asshole.

Person#1: Holy dogshit dude, your asshole is like 24 inches wide!
Person#2: Yeh, last night I dropped a penny and when I bent down to pick it up this fully shaved, naked, lubed asian guy (pat) gave me a swifty.
Person#1: Gaping.

4. Swifty

To bullshit to extreme lengths. One who continually resorts to bullshit for attention.

He told us his new car was a porsche. Bit of a swifty.

5. Swifty

A person with bleached blonde hair- but not the good type of bleached, the gay looking type!

"oh look, theres Swifty, the gay boy!

03-27-2009	#285
Febo Manic Narcissistic Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Burnsville Drives: IS300 Posts: 1,465	Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread 3. Swifty When one bends over in the standing position and then another runs, and jumps hands and head first into his/her gaping asshole. Person#1: Holy dogshit dude, your asshole is like 24 inches wide! Person#2: Yeh, last night I dropped a penny and when I bent down to pick it up this fully shaved, naked, lubed asian guy (pat) gave me a swifty. Person#1: Gaping. 4. Swifty To bullshit to extreme lengths. One who continually resorts to bullshit for attention. He told us his new car was a porsche. Bit of a swifty. 5. Swifty A person with bleached blonde hair- but not the good type of bleached, the gay looking type! "oh look, theres Swifty, the gay boy! __________________ 170whp/163wtq @ MAP (god I miss turbo) asshanson: emily was grossed out and asked me what kind of movies i'm into, very awkward Last edited by Febo; 03-27-2009 at 11:29 PM..