Yes the driver did have a turboed Poopstang.
Matt, I whole-heartedly agree with everything you've said.
Thanks for the comments guys. Like everything, when something bad happens better things come along.
Like a check for $3100 that I spent in one day.
I also bought a new shell about a month ago that is basically the finish product of what mine was headed towards. I was thinking about doing a build thread on it, but everyone that knows me, knows I'm usually not the type to do something like that.