If you have good compression, why would you waste your time with this? There's a good chance your block will just crack around it, and in the end it really accomplishes nothing.
Good work though, come find me at the cookout and show me this mod, I want to pat you on the back for most-amazing-silly-overkill-pointless-but-well-attempted-and-humorously-executed-mod ever
Are those lines from Slowboy Racing? :P