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Old 07-29-2008   #6
polishmafia
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Re: We have been Visited by aliens.

little gray aliens with big heads, big eyes, small arms and smal legs are NOT aliens.

they are humans from the future. as technology evolved helping humans with everyday life, in the future as we evolve, our brains get bigger from more thought process, our eyes get bigger to be able to view all of the information, and our arms and legs get smaller because humans sit and use this technology too much.

they are highly intelligent as well. why else would they abduct redneck idiots from the middle of nowhere, because no one would believe them... like most people do. they have come back in time to analyze us they way we are, our anatomy, our society.

i just hope they have evolved to a point where they can poop without having to wipe, cause that would be a great time saver.
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