A husband and wife are out playing golf. They tee off and one drive
goes to the right and one drive goes to the left.
The wife finds her ball in a patch of buttercups. She grabs a club
and takes a mighty swing at the ball. She hits a beautiful second
shot, but in the process she hacks the hell out of the buttercups.
Suddenly a woman appears out of nowhere. She blocks her path to her
golf bag and looks at her and says, "I'm Mother Nature, and I don't
like the way you treated my buttercups. From now on, you won't be
able to stand the taste of butter. Each time you eat butter you
will become physically ill to the point of total nausea."
The mystery woman then disappears as quickly as she appeared.
Shaken, the wife calls out to her husband "Hey, where's your ball?"
"It's over here in the pussy willows," shouts the husand.
The wife screams back, "DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!! DON'T HIT THE
BALL!!!!"