http://www.msnbc.com/comics/nw.asp
Good link for some funny news bites.
My favorite:
"Marshall Byers, 28, was arrested in Everett, Wash., in December, and charged with the attempted murder of his estranged wife's boyfriend (who was treated for five knife wounds). According to prosecutors, Byers was surprised at the "attempted" charge. Allegedly, he told a detective, "What? I thought I stuck him like a pig. What do you mean, he's alive?" [Seattle Post-Intelligencer-AP, 12-22-06]"