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Old 02-07-2004   #1
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Ok so im a little trashed but who cares im watching Dharma and Greg so im happy. What can ya do? Dharma is soooooooo Hot.
So i figure on this occasion i thought i spend a little time telling you a couple jokes and happy thoughts...
Dharma is hot.. eeee yeah
so this lady is in labor and she has her legs spread having the baby, well the doctor says to her, "Just one more push and the baby will be out" so she gives it one more huuge push and the doc grabs the baby by the legs slams it on the table rips its head off and says "HA HA, April fools... it was already dead."

ok so it was only one joke but i guess im the real joke... Oh well. hope yall are having as much fun as i am. im by myself but im drunk so alls good.
Tom :toast: :toast: :toast:
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