[turbotalon1g]

You need a brownman emergency bag, its usually in your car and has all the car crap that u need, but it usually includes a mixer (2L coke) and at minimum 1 full bottle of liquor.
Anyways, its the mans Bday, everyone should be bringing him a drink, esp. since he is putting up the expense of having u kracka ass krackas over there.
1.75L Jag, happy Bday, i want it finished by the end of the night.
I am sticking to a 2 cup limit, then taking crazy pics of u fools