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You need your own Bud Light commerical.

Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
(real men of genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Caught Masturbating guy
(Mr. Caught Masturbating guy)
You were brazen enough to post your tale on the internet. You have no shame in your whackin'
(Beat it by the window!!!)
All of us have a good laugh on you, and you are now an internet legend. Some are now telling their stories, trying to shine off your glory
(Famous for masturbation!)
Now you keep on doing what you do best, keep it up for all of us. Flog your log on that log in the park. Many people think that is just a fungus, but we know better.
(You're on cops with no pants!)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Mr. Caught masturbating guy. Its stupid, unlucky guys like you that inspire us all to lock the door.
(Mr. Caught Masturbating Guy)